DotW: Melky Cabrera. He’s having an amazing season. Oh, what’s that? He tested positive for PEDs and is serving a 50-game suspension? And then tried to cover his ass with a fake website? Of course he did.
Mr. Pancakes: #NBARank is back. The first 100 (meaning 401-500) were released. Who surprised you?
Burrito: The NFL, for continuing to prolong the referee strike. The replacement refs are laughably terrible. There’s no way Goodell goes into the season with replacements, so why don’t they just cut the bullshit and make a deal?