Hey everyone! We’re back after having been away simmering, cooking up a new format that will take all of the ALTTAB you know and love and distill it into a purer form. I guess in the analogy, ALTTAB is like crystal meth or crack rock and you’re all junkies for our zero-additive sports-themed nonsense stories. So, you’re welcome for that. Game time is pretty great this week, as Dano and I detail the states in our great union that do not mark a college football/basketball/hockey coach as their highest paid employee. The results will surprise you. Also, we hash out the nature of Mormonism, especially with respect to white people in Utah. If that seems like a tautology, then you agree with me and Dano is wrong. Which he is. ALTTAB is back in business podcasting. See you next week.