What’s up, internet. Its early November and the NBA is back. In ALTTAB Land that’s a highlight of the year (along with our annual remembrances of Russia Declaring War on the Ottoman Empire in 1914 and Mozart writing his Symphony Number 36, what can I say, we’re a highbrow bunch).
The Lakers look terrible and Mike Brown should be fired. Or maybe un-hired, if that’s possible. Jim Buss, un-hire yourself, too. Harden and Jeremy Lin have come together like Voltron to form Beardsanity.
Miami still looks great, even as Wade digs himself deeper and deeper into the role of flop king, and so does San Antonio, again, again.
We’ll have lots more coming up, but in the meantime, have you seen the giant shit Deadspin has been talking on NBA League Pass Broadband? We purchased it for this season and so far have no complaints. I can’t tell if I should be waiting for the other shoe to drop and for the rest of my season to be unviewable or if Deadspin should maybe not empower the stupidest of Yelpers who like to give one star reviews to restaurants with a five star average on dozens of reviews. I’ll let you know how it turns out.