DotW: Rick Reilly, for writing the most inane piece of fluff “journalism” EVAR
Mr. Pancakes: Great Britain (or, Andy Murray), for hearing ALTTAB’s call to arms and defending the Crown’s honour (see what I did there?) on the grass of Wimbledon
Burrito: Katie Ledecky (I really wanted to embed the Katie Ledecky video because its so amazing, but goddamn NBC has messed everything up so you’ll have to leave this page to watch it on theirs. Its stupid, but its worth it.)
And one last thing: Michael Phelps has been dating a hot, tall blonde chick. That’s fine. But did you know she has been wearing an AMERICAN FLAG MUSTACHE RING TO THE OLYMPICS? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?